Saturday, 11 January 2014

Dodged!


Jeff- Hey! I have written a song, please listen to me-
                   
                   When the words are falling dead, it’s better to stay quiet
                   When the path is crowded, it’s better to wait
                   When the joke is bad, it’s obvious you’ll laugh
                   When the song is boring, it’s better to not to sing
                   So don’t sing, don’t sing, don’t sing, don’t sing
                   Why are you singing? Why? Why? Why?
                   Don’t sing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                        
                        And I say bye-bye!

(Silence)

Jeff- Hey! How was it? What do you think…I love it already? Matt? What do you say…hm?

Matt- I have the proof, the judge will have to believe me…I have the proof.

Jeff- Yes! Exactly! Rupert what you say?

(Silence)

Rupert- I am waiting for aliens.

Jeff- That’s true.

(Matt leaves)

Jeff- (Laughs) Wait I’ll come with you, I have written the next verse…wait Matt!

Rupert- (Stays still) We have better songs…trust me. (Looks blank) I am waiting!

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